Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
[sees his ad on newspaper] Oh, this is excellent!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
What's so excellent?

Victor Frankenstein:
Ooh, ooh! Um, uh, j-just the obituaries! Do you know that someone actually died of old age? In our little town!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Imagine that! Let me see.

[Elizabeth tries get the newspaper from Victor, but still manages to grab it]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Those aren't the obituaries. You're reading the singles ads!

Victor Frankenstein:
Are they? [chuckles nervously] Well [stammering]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Are you trying to make me jealous?

Victor Frankenstein:
No, no! The opposite.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Well, I am not going to stick around here and be made a fool of! Goodbye! [leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
No, wait! Elizabeth! I need you here tonight! Oh, doody!