Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Wolfman:
Let's ki-i-ill it!

Dr. Yakima Origami:
No! Hyralius must be taken alive!

Mr. Hyde:
Who are you?!

Dr. Yakima Origami:
I have come from my home in Japan in search of this monster.

Mr. Hyde:
Um, I wouldn't necessarily call that thing a monster.

Dr. Yakima Origami:
He is a monster to every asian. He strikes fear and horror wherever he goes.

Monsters:
Really? Do tell, do tell.

Dr. Yakima Origami:
Suffice it to say, he has terrorized all of Asia for years. There will be no rest until we study him as one studies a virus or a part in a school play.

Frankenstein's Creation:
And we should study him, too, so we can learn how to at least scare asian people.

Joe Yunger:
Well, then, let's just catch the sucker. [voice actor laughs out of character at the end]

Blanket Jackson:
Yeah, brahs. Let's make a really big fortune cookie and lure that badass into a really big cage.

Dr. Yakima Origami:
It's not so easy. We've already fooled him with decoys. He'll not so easily be tricked again.

Victor Frankenstein:
Stand aside, Origami. What you need here is a MAD scientist! It will be the most delicious fortune cookie I have ever baked!

Mummy:
The best!