YOLO2020

Sarah Doyle:
These tomatoes are going really well. Surprisingly I haven't even mulched them.

Rachel:
[looking at her phone] Uh-huh.

Sarah Doyle:
And I actually grew this basil from a cutting. Do you want to try some?

Rachel:
Uh, about 6:00.

Sarah Doyle:
Look, if you're so bored by my garden, maybe some of my other friends might actually support me.

Rachel:
You don't have any other friends.

Sarah Doyle:
Stacie's my friend.

Rachel:
Remember when I dug up a dead dog and put it in her car on muck-up day? That was sick.

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, actually that was really mean.

Rachel:
Oh, come on! Everyone loved it. And it was 12 years ago. She would have gotten over it by now.

Sarah Doyle:
Wow. Has it really been 12 years since high school?

Rachel:
Yeah. And look how far we've come. [poorly spits]

Sarah Doyle:
You know what? That what we should do to tonight. Let's have a little impromptu reunion. [texts on her phone] "Heyyy guys! Long time no see haha. Small gathering tonight @ mine. Would luv 2 catch up! Love heart". This will be so much fun. I can't wait to show off my new garden.

Rachel:
Shut the f*** up, Sarah.