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Jayden:
You ladies, watch this. [punches his face] Impressed?

Rachel:
That's nothing. Check this out. [punches her face brutally]

Jayden:
You punch yourself in the head, too?

Rachel:
Yep. Been doing it since I was a kid.

Jayden:
Well, this is gonna sound weird, but do you want to be friends with me?

Rachel:
Yeah, I guess so. You can be the first member of my army. I'm gonna be an empress.

Jayden:
Yeah, whatever.

Sarah Doyle:
[to Jayden] I don't know who you are, but you're gonna have to leave.

Rachel:
Nah, he's cool! He's with me! You can stay, Jayden.

Jayden:
[mutters while giving the middle fingers]