YOLO2020

[while Sarah got rejected and cries away after realizing that Winged Bat Guy did all of this just get revenge on Lucas, she met Jayden again]

Sarah Bishop:
Oh. Hey. You okay?

Jayden:
[after crying] No. I've never experienced a person that mean before.

Sarah Bishop:
You mean Rachel?

Jayden:
Yeah, she smashed my controller and kept showing me scary death videos on the internet.

Sarah Bishop:
Yeah, Rachel's been doing that to me for 10 years.

Jayden:
10 years? Why would you be friends with the sh*ttiest person in the world for longer than seconds?

Sarah Bishop:
Uh, well...

Jayden:
Wait. Is that how I make other people feel? That's it! I must mature...as a person! OHHH!

[then Jayden suddenly turns into a healthy, well-mannered business man]

New Jayden:
Wow. I'm grateful I went through the awful experience of meeting Rachel because it helped me grow up. Well, you have a safe night, Sarah. Goodbye. [leaves]

Sarah Bishop:
Wait! Tell me how you did that!