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The Puppeteer:
Oh. Hello, Rachel. I've been expecting you. I'm a big fan.

Rachel:
Who are you?

The Puppeteer:
[squeals] I have many names. [normal voice] Sorry about that.

The Puppeteer:
But I -- You can call me The Puppeteer. I craft Sarah's dreams.

Rachel:
Okay. Can you just wake her up? I need her to drive me to get a chicken parma.

The Puppeteer:
I'm afraid I cannot, Rachel, for I am creating Sarah's most illuminating and life-changing dream yet -- A date with her ideal partner. [to his assistant] What was it?

Dream Employee Guy:
That was him.

Rachel:
Bet you she'll f*** it up. Sarah's sh*t at dates.

The Puppeteer:
I accept your bet, Rachel. If Sarah mucks up this date as you said, then I'll wake her up, as you wish. But if she kisses her dream man, you must leave Sarah alone, FOREVER!

Rachel:
[grabs beer under her skirt and drinks it] You got yourself a deal.