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Lucas:
After toiling away for many moons. I finally finished my glorious time machine. [holds a Sarah photo] How many potential suitors would manipulate time and space for you, my dear?

Lucas:
[imitates Sarah] None, my liege.

Lucas:
Hmm. So I thought.

Lucas:
[sees the ancient love potion note] This love potion requires bones of the megafauna. Fortunately, I have sourced a vendor from a different era. So, back in time I go, to gather my ingredients. Hooray.

Lucas:
Okay, let us test my invention.

[Lucas presses his time machine sending him way back before creating his time machine in the first place]

Lucas:
It worked! Alas, I should have gone back to a time *after* I finished my machine. Ah, Lucas, you fool! [imitates Sarah] You're not a fool. [normal voice] Thank you, my love.