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Lucas:
Fancy seeing you here, ladies. The Mecret is a portmanteau, combining the words "me" -- Meaning "the self", and "secret", meaning "The secret".

Rachel:
What the hell are you doing here?

Lucas:
I'm glad you asked, Rachel. I am on a time quest for a certain ingredient for a certain potion. I needed to be on this train to get to Jamberoo Waterpark...300 million years ago.

[Lucas presses his time machine button to send the train way back 300 million years ago to Jamberoo Waterpark]

Conductor:
Now arriving at Jamberoo 300 Million Years Ago Station.

Lucas:
It worked!

Sarah Doyle:
Lucas? You did this?

Lucas:
[blushed] Why, yes, Sarah. Have I impressed you with my time-traveling prowess?

Sarah Doyle:
Um, not really.

Lucas:
Now, I must side quest to meet the gentleman I met online. But you ladies, stay here and marvel at my time-machine building abilities, please.

Rachel:
Seriously f*** off.