YOLO2020

Prince Boulder:
Jesus christ, Princess. The one thing I ask for when I come home from my sh*t job is that you do the bloody dishes!

Sarah's Mom:
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU STOPEED GAMBLING ALL OUR MONEY AWAY, WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A DISHWASHER!

Prince Boulder:
You swore after out last argument that you'd NEVER bring up my gambling addiction again!

Sarah's Mom:
I can't put up with this ANYMOOOORE!

[before Prince Boulder was about this punch Sarah's Mom, Sarah's Dad crashes in their window]

Sarah's Dad:
Get your hands off her.

Prince Boulder:
Ohh. So you want to duel me, a do ya? Let's do this.

[as Sarah's Dad immediately punch Prince Boulder, Prince Boulder cracks his shell and reveals to be a boy inside the boulder this entire time]

Boy in a Boulder:
Oh, I'm sorry. I was a just a boy. A boy in a boulder. This was just my costume, and I got attached to it.

[Boy in a Boulder instantly zig-zags across the room leaving the trailer]