YOLO2020

[after Sarah's Dad saved Sarah's Mom from Prince Boulder who turned out to be a Boy in a Boulder]

Sarah's Mom:
You saved me, once again. Does this mean you...love me?

Sarah's Dad:
Honey, I made a whole four-L.P., triple-gatefold concept noise album about how much I love you. [close-up face] What do you reckon?

Sarah's Mom:
[happily] OH!

[Sarah's Mom and Dad story ends]

Lucas:
That was so romantic!

Sarah's Dad:
Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, doll, no, no, you just -- That was all just made up.

Lucas:
What?

Sarah's Dad:
Yeah, but, like, well, how cool would it be if it actually happened, though?

Lucas:
I guess I'll never get an object that represents a tale of familial lore.

Sarah's Mom:
A tale of familial lore? Well, I did knit this braid, with yarn from Sarah's baby blanket. You can have this if you want.

Lucas:
Yes, that's it! Thank you, thank you, thank you! [kisses Sarah's Mom]

Sarah's Dad:
[to his wife] F***, that was actually pretty hot, eh?