YOLO2020

Sarah's Mom:
Honey, why don't you tell the real story about how we met next time?

[as it transitions to the next scene, the real story starts off in a casino where Sarah's Dad plays the poker machine]

[when Sarah's Mom arrives, she touches the handle that Sarah's Dad was using]

Sarah's Dad:
Hey! That's my poker machine.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh. Sorry.

Sarah's Dad:
Wait. Maybe we can use the poker machine together.

[as Sarah's Mom and Dad pulled the poker machine together, they still lose]

Sarah's Dad:
I might have lost my life savings that night, but at least I want you.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, I love you, honey.

Sarah's Dad:
I love you too, babe.

[Sarah's Mom and Dad suddenly kissed as their lips stretched out while they're still sitting in their couches]