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Mermaid:
Oh, Lucas, I knew you'd come back for me.

Lucas:
Yes, I did, for I have a bone to pick with you, Mermdame. The love potion scrolls you gave me were faulty!

Mermaid:
Faulty? Couldn't be. Did you get all the right ingredients?

Lucas:
Of course I got all the right ingredients. It's your damn scrolls that are wrong.

Mermaid:
Well, did you read the fine print?

Lucas:
What in the devil are you talking about?

Mermaid:
[puts her glasses on to see the scroll] Oh, that's where you went wrong. You need to get the potion officially blessed by James the Warlock on top of Scary Mountain.

Lucas:
Scary Mountain? Hm, is that the only way?

Mermaid:
I'm afraid so.

Lucas:
Well, I suppose my love quest has led me here. The final frontier, where I shall prove my unbridled love to the powers that be. Epic sauce. Thank you, Mermaid. You know, you're the only one that's ever helped me. I genuinely, really appreciate it.

Mermaid:
Oh, of course, I'd do anything for you, Lucas. [creepy mode] Anything...anything.

Lucas:
Um, okay. Goodbye.