YOLO2020

Sarah's Dad:
Are you saying my Sarah's some sort of special girl?

Brett Brettington:
In short, yes. Sarah posted a picture that was so perfect, so groundbreaking that it's caused a paradigm shift. That's exactly why I'm here. I'm sure you've heard of me. [close-up face] Brett Brettington?

Sarah's Dad:
Uh...what was it again?

Sarah's Mom:
No. Nope.

Sarah Doyle:
Uh, no. Sorry.

Brett Brettington:
That's alright. [chuckles] I'm kind of off-grid, hey.

Brett Brettington:
I like to meet innovators and take them to new heights. Sarah has proved that she's at the top of her field by uploading the most viral post on the entire f***ing internet. [angry face intensifies]

Brett Brettington:
And I want to help her get to the next level.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, how lovely, Sarah. Congratulations, sweety!

Sarah's Dad:
FINALLY! I'M GONNA WALK DOWN THE RED CARPET! YES! YEEEES!

Sarah Doyle:
This is all so crazy. It was just a silly little post of my garden.

Brett Brettington:
No, it was more than that, Sarah. [angry face intensifies] It was genius.

Sarah Doyle:
Really?

Brett Brettington:
Yep, trust me. So, what do you say, Sarah? Will you come with me?

Sarah Doyle:
Sure. Why not?

Brett Brettington:
Whoo-hoo.