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Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Hello, Rachel. It's me, your good friend, Peleeken Mischief Maker.

Rachel:
GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAVE, C*NT!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Rachel, what's up with you?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby as a skull] Rachel's actually very sensitive right now and doesn't need any fake friends coming to harass her.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, okay. Uh, who am I talking to now?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] I'm Megabilby.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, hello, Mr. Megabilby, sir. Nice to meet you. But, um, can I maybe speak to Rachel alone for a moment?

Rachel:
Go AWAY, GRR!

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] Yeah. Sorry, she's, uh, just not really in the mood to talk, hey.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
But, Rachel, I just wanted to check in on you to make sure you're okay.

Rachel:
WHY?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
No reason. Uh, say, Mr. Megabilby, sir, would it be alright if I took my friend, Rachel out for a little walkie?

Rachel:
NO!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Come on, just for a minute. Don't you want Rachel, come outside and get a nice breath of fresh air and some sunlight?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Rachel. Why don't you see? There's a whole wide world out there, just waiting for you to see. There's mountains and trees and clouds and so much more, I just wish you understood how much there is. So, Rachel, just come outside, 'cause there are so many friends to see! I just want you to be happy, Rachel, don't you understand that there's a whole wide world to see, YES THERE IS, there's the whole wide world to se. WHY DON'T YOU UNDEESTAND. There's a whole wide world to SEEE!

Rachel:
Alright, that was really sh*t. I'm going back inside.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
I-I spent a long time writing that song, but alright.