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Rachel:
Honey, I'm home. Slow day, so I came home early so we can cuddle.

[Rachel sees Skull Megabilby hanging out with another woman who is a empty bucket]

Skull Megabilby:
Oh f***. Uh, this isn't what it looks like, I swear.

Rachel:
No? Because it looks like you're f***ing cheating me with Bucket.

Skull Megabilby:
No, you know Bucket. She's just a friend. We were just hanging out.

Rachel:
Don't you f***ing lie to me! You're both naked! [kicks Bucket] F***'in b*tch!

Skull Megabilby:
I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. I've been bad, so bad.

Rachel:
[tearing up] How could you?

Skull Megabilby:
It's just sometimes I-I love you so much, it scares me, so I lashed out. I'm sorry.

Rachel:
You know, I'm scared, too -- Scared of losing you.

Skull Megabilby:
Really? Even after what I did. Why?

Rachel:
Because with you by my side, I feel like I could do anything.

Skull Megabilby:
Oh, f***. I love you so much, Rachel. And I'm so sorry.

Rachel:
And I love you, too. I forgive you.

[Rachel and Skull Megabilby smooched each other]

Skull Megabilby:
Hey, babe. It's almost like cheating made our relationship even stronger. [chuckles]

Rachel:
Oh f*** off.

[canned laughter, applause]