YOLO2020

[meanwhile Lucas, and the 3 guys are still questing in the dungeon]

Lucas:
[tired] Will this quest ever end?

Dungeon:
Congratulations, questers, you have proved you are pure of heart. Now place your love potions upon mine altar and I shall bless them. So you may finally win your maidens. Ooh, lucky you.

Daniel:
CAROLINE, CAROLINE! DANIEL CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS CAROLINE!

[Daniel gets burned to death by a dragon]

Crumblord:
DANIEL!

Matthew:
NO!

Crumblord:
We came all this way. I can't give up now. For Cynthia.

[Crumblord gets burned to death by the same dragon that killed Daniel]

Matthew:
CRUMBLORD!

Dungeon:
Come, boys. Don't you want your love potions? Which one of you is next?

Lucas:
[to Matthew] Are you insane? That dragon's gonna obliterate you. If you're dead, how can you love your maiden?

Matthew:
Ah, 'tis the eternal paradox. Once she finds out I died for her, my Jennifer will feel so guilty, she'll have to fall in love with me.

Lucas:
I understand your logic, but hearing it out loud, you sound...kind of crazy.

Matthew:
Perhaps I am crazy to die for my lady love. But wouldn't you?

Lucas:
No. No, I-I wouldn't. That's just stupid. You'll be dead, idiot.

Matthew:
I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOOOOVE!

[then Matthew gets burned to death like all the rest]

Lucas:
Hm. I'm gonna go home.

Dungeon:
WAIT. Don't you want to get your love potion? You're so close, Lucas.

Lucas:
Uh...not really, no.