YOLO2020

Brett:
For a long time we were a crew of nine. I had to be selective of our final 10th member because once we break free, we will finally taste a truer reality than this one and then conquer it.

Sarah Doyle:
Wow. Just because my garden selfie went viral?

[all the crew laughed]

Brett:
[laughs] You always stay in character, don't you? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the best parody Instagram comedian in the world.

Sarah Doyle:
Parody? What do you mean? I wasn't trying to be funny.

Brett:
Wait, this isn't a bit? I thought your post was making fun of the whole garden girl archetype. I thought you were a genius satirist.

Sarah Doyle:
Um, no?