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Vargas:
Hey, Chris, will you tell me a bedtime story?

Chris Monsanto:
Well, alright. Uh...let's see. Once upon a time, there was a little bunny rabbit named Chris.

Vargas:
Like you.

Chris Monsanto:
Yes, Vargas. Very much like me.

Chris Monsanto:
And what this little rabbit wanted, more than anything else, was to kill the evil turtle who had murdered all his buddies. But the evil turtle's shell was too soft, Chris knew it wouldn't be right to kill him. So Bunny Chris worked very hard to make the evil turtle's shell normal again so that he could stick a gun in his mouth and blow his brains all over the forest floor.

Vargas:
So did he make him normal again?

Chris Monsanto:
We'll see, Little Turtle. We shall see.