Eagleheart2011

Creepy Earl:
Hey, kid, where you headed?

Kid:
Home.

Creepy Earl:
You want a ride? I got some comic books.

Kid:
Um...okay.

Creepy Earl:
Hop in.

[Eagleheart title intensifies]

[cuts to the next scene where the creepy van guy actually takes the kid home]

Creepy Earl:
Well, here we are.

Kid:
Thanks for the ride, mister!

[suddenly another creepy guy with a vehicle arrives]

Creepy Truck Guy:
Hey, buddy. Where you headed?

Creepy Earl:
Home.

Creepy Truck Guy:
You want a ride? I got some pictures of Siamese twins.

Creepy Earl:
Hmm. Okay.

[the real Eagleheart title intensifies]