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[Chris and Brett go to the morgue to check the dead creep that's been murdered]

Surgeon:
He was cut open in the same place as the other. it turns out they were all missing their gallbladders.

Chris Monsanto:
Who cares?

Surgeon:
Well, it was recently discovered that the gallbladder secrets a chemical called RUX-40, or Creepatin. This guy's creepatin levels should have been off the charts, but there was none found in his body.

Chris Monsanto:
Let me see that.

[Chris checks the dead body's results on clipboard]

Chris Mosanto:
Uh. Oh, geez. [uses his glasses] Oh, that's much better. Alright, um...let me get a look at his penis.

Surgeon:
Excuse me?

Brett Mobley:
Yeah, I'd like to see his penis, too, please.

Surgeon:
Oh, my god. You guys are creeps.