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Susie Wagner:
Neil Phipps! You're under arrest on four counts of first-degree creepicide.

Chris Monsanto:
You added your name to the murder list so that we'd think you'd be one of the victims. Very ingenious.

Neil Phipps:
You got me all wrong, Monsanto. I was simply autographing what I consider my most masterful to-do list yet. Now, if you'll excuse me, these fine ladies are on my other to-do list. And by "do", I mean do.

Susie Wagner:
You girls aren't attracted to him, are you?

Sexy Woman:
Hey, compared to the creeps in this town, this guy's John Stamos.

Susie Wagner:
Neil Phipps is no John Stamos.

Neil Phipps:
I am SO John Stamos!