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[the two couple and a guy enjoy a nice hot air balloon ride]

Samantha:
It's so beautiful here.

Samantha's Husband:
Samantha...will you make me the happiest escrow officer in the world and be my wife?

Samantha:
[gasps] I will! I will! I will! I will! I will take that ring, that is. Why don't you go marry that parking lot down there, you dumb piece of sh*t!

[Samantha throw his husband out of the hot air balloon]

Guy:
Oh, my god! You killed him.

Samantha:
Well, if you miss him so much, then why don't you join him?!

[suddenly a burglar arrives in the hot air balloon]

Sky Burglar:
Give me your money!

Samantha:
F*** YOU!

[Burglar manages to throw Samantha off the hot air balloon]

Guy:
[after getting shot] HELP! POLICE!

Sky Burglar:
Police? News flash, balloon boy, there's no law up here.

[Burglar throw the guy out of the hot air balloon]

Sky Burglar:
SKY CRIME!