Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Chief:
It was an impressive massacre. Over 200 shots fired.

Chris Monsanto:
Looks like someone really hates school buses.

Brett Mobley:
Or really loves tiny holes.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, uh, Brett. Remember when I duct-taped your mouth shut the other day?

Brett Mobley:
Yeah.

Chief:
And it appears they got away with whatever they were after...except...

Chris Monsanto:
Ah, here we go.

[Chief pulls up a tiny bow tie]

Susie Wagner:
A tiny bow tie? Really? What about bullet casings?

Chris Monsanto:
How about sausage casings? Throw in some lemonade, and we got ourselves a street fair. [to himself] Stupid.

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