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[knock on door]

Chris Monsanto:
Brett, I told you, you can't come in and watch me sleep.

Mexican Drug Dealer:
We're here for the merchandise.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, sorry. You got the wrong room.

Mexican Drug Dealer:
The merchandise. This is the last time we'll ask nicely.

Chris Monsanto:
[to Rosa] Honey, do you know anything about merchandise?

[Rosa quickly runs into the bathroom]

Rosa:
I'm sorry, Chris!

Chris Monsanto:
Rosa, open up! Come on! We share the bathroom. That's part of the deal.

[as Chris burst through the door, Rosa gets inside the toilet]

Chris Monsanto:
You're the merchandise. You're cocaine.