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[Chris defeats the Conti Twins into a Nutricai Juice Presser]

Chris Monsanto:
Well, folks, uh, looks like the Conti Twins have switched from doublemint to juicy fruit.

Susie Wagner:
Congratulations, Chris. You killed the Conti Twins.

Chris Monsanto:
Wrong again, Susie.

[as Chris opens up the juice presser, the Contri Twins have become one]

Brett Mobley:
F***.

Chief:
Where'd the other Conti go?

Chris Monsanto:
But, Chief, this is both Contis.

Chief:
Both Contis?

Chris Monsanto:
You see, Chief, the Contis, like all twins, were inherently evil because they were each only half a person. But by smooshing Danny and Joshy together, I turned two half-scumbags into one complete, decent human being...who may or may not have severe mental problems.