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[Susie and Chris meet their new neighbors]

Patty Goodman:
Hi! Welcome to Elmwood Park!

Chris Monsanto:
[to Susie] Well. Who are your new friends here, sweety bride?

Stan Goodman:
I'm Stan Goodman, and this is my wife, Patty.

Chris Monsanto:
Stan and Patty. Well, The Goodmans. [fake chuckle] That's cute. I'm, uh, Crince, and this is, uh, my bride, Brenda.

[Brett arrives wearing a towel with no clothes]

Brett Mobley:
Hey.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, I-I'm sorry. That's uh... [clears throat] that's Bruce.

Stan and Patty:
...

Chris Monsanto:
He's our male sex companion.

Susie Wagner:
...

Stan Goodman:
You're a threesome?

Susie Wagner:
[goes with it] Y-Yes.

Chris Monsanto:
Are you two polyamorous?

Patty Goodman:
No. We are not. And no one else in this neighborhood is, either.

Chris Monsanto:
Alright, well, look, if you ever change your minds, come on back. We could always use an extra slice of lettuce in our sex sandwich.

Stan Goodman:
A-Actually, uh, I think it would be best if we just...kept our distance.

Brett Mobley:
Bye!

[Stan and Patty leaves]

Susie Wagner:
So, are we swingers now?

Chris Monsanto:
Yes, we're swingers.

Susie Wagner:
I'm gonna go vomit.