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Chris Monsanto:
[narrating] The plan worked. Zagreda's hit squad stormed the Ambrosia. The swingers never saw it coming. They tried to fight back, but they were no match for the Albanians. It was an all-out massacre. A bloodbath.

Chris Monsanto:
That's when I stepped in.

[as Chris ran out of the Ambrosia Club, Susie lights the rope, making the building explode and capturing Zagreda's crew to death as a trap]

Chris Monsanto:
After the Ambrosia, the big corporate swingers clubs took over. Now they look like Disneyland, especially the one that has Mr. Chode's Wild Glide.

Chris Monsanto:
In the end, I ended up right back here, in my plain vanilla town with my white-bread partners. And that was that.