Eagleheart2011

Chris Monsanto:
Governor, I'm sure you've heard of Secretary Folger's completely unpreventable assassination.

DanJoshy Conti:
Yes. Very sad.

Chris Monsanto:
Yes, well, uh, why don't I skip the main course and get right to the tiramisu? One of our lady marshals has come down with Lou Gehrig's other disease.

DanJoshy Conti:
Regicideophilia.

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah.

DanJoshy Conti:
Before my twin brother and I were mushed together, a gypsy woman told us that we would die young. We laughed at her. That was then. Now it seems her prophecy has borne fruit.

DanJoshy Conti:
Well, I won't let them have the satisfaction. [holds a knife to his neck] If I don't do this right, you'll have to finish the job.

Chris Monsanto:
Alright, no, no, no. Look -- I have a plan. Let's give it a shot. If it doesn't work, then I promise I'll put you down like a lame bull with a bad nut. [tongue clicks, lips squish]