Eagleheart2011

Chief:
Inspired work, Monsanto. You took down most of Doolan's gang.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, thank you, Chief, but you know something? I couldn't have done without my partners... [holds up his fists] Swifty and Pete.

Brett Mobley:
But what about me, huh? [chuckles] I did, uh, pretty good too, right? I was the bat.

Chief:
You're right, Brett. You were indispensable out there...and you too, gun. And let's not forget about you, pencil. [to the pencil] Great job filling out that report.

Chief:
You see, Brett, congratulating you would be a waste of breath, breath we could be using to laugh at you.

[Chief leaves]

Chris Monsanto:
Cheer up, pal. You know, if you hadn't been around to be my human bat, I would have had to use somebody else -- Anybody else actually.

[Chris leaves]

Brett Mobley:
I'm not just a prop. What about the time I saved those kids?

[Brett flashback where Chris throws Brett as a stopper for his head to save the babies who are inside the car]

Black Coat Guy:
Oh, [bleep]!

Black Guy:
[throws up]

[flashback ends]

Brett Mobley:
So it wasn't my idea to crush my skull?

Susie Wagner:
[gets back to work after hearing Brett's nonsense]