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Susie Wagner:
Chief said no more sleeping at crime scenes. You need to pack up your stuff and leave.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, Susie, you know perfectly well that this is how I solve cases. I sleep here until the solution comes to me in a dream, which takes about three or four weeks.

Susie Wagner:
Everyone knows you're locked out of your apartment. Just pay your landlady the rent and get out of here.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, just pay the rent? That's what you would do? [scoffs] Well, obviously you don't know a couple of things. For starters, my landlady refuses to provide me with an in-home tanning machine, which is how I do my cooking. And until these amenities --

[Susie throws a beer can at Chris]

Susie Wagner:
Leave!

Chris Monsanto:
Alright, Susie. You know what that's called? Tampering with evidence.