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Sebastian:
Our mission, Chris, is to protect planet from enemy forces. Sometimes, we have to go up to the surface for provisions. We create Chinese facade so we recognize each other up there. Only select billion know real secret.

Chris Monsanto:
Wow.

Sebastian:
And so here, we have everything one might need to become Chinese. An "L-to-R" conversion kit...silly straw hats...ah, and one of my favorite, cartoon buckteeth.

Chris Monsanto:
[laughs] These are wonderful. Oh, my. [laughs] But I got to tell ya -- It's not why I came down here. I came down for one reason and one reason alone -- To find mountain lions.

Sebastian:
I am afraid, Chris, there are some things you must never know. Me so sorry...sincerely.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, me so horny...for justice.