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[Chris sees a ruby]

Chris Monsanto:
It's beautiful...in a gaudy nouveau-riche sort of way.

[Chris then sees mountain lions protecting the ruby]

Chris Monsanto:
Hi, fellas! Hi! [speak mountain lion] Friends! I am here to free you! If one is Paprike, could you please raise your paw?

Mountain Lion:
She's not here.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, god, I hope she hasn't been eaten already. Okay, alright, you know what? Okay, alright, you know what? Let's blow this pop stand. Watch out.

[Chris gunfires the chains to save the mountain lions]

Chris Monsanto:
Good. You're free. Go, run, run.

Sebastian:
You damn fool. That's the Ruby of Life. It power all of earth. Without it, no life exists. The mountain lions were protecting ruby/

Chris Monsanto:
Uh, protecting Ruby from what?

[suddenly rock monsters came out from the walls]

Sebastian:
From them. Rock Jews.

[Chris flashbacks to what Brett said in the beginning of the episode]

Brett Mobley:
Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Jews aren't rock creatures that live underground.

[flashback ends]

Chris Monsanto:
Oy-oy, oy-oy-oy. [said it in a troubled manner]