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Chris Monsanto:
Lulu, how about another mug of chili and a bowl of beer.

Lulu:
Get that off my counter. Now, you know darn well your money is no good here. [chuckles]

Brett Mobley:
What do you mean it's no good, Lulu? What is it, counterfeit? I LOOKED UP TO YOU, CHRIS!

Susie Wagner:
Calm down, you dump. She just means that Chris doesn't have to pay for his drinks.

Brett Mobley:
Oh, how come?

Lulu:
Oh, believe it or not, y'all, my chili wasn't always world-famous. See, one night about 15 years ago, some trigger-happy son of b*tch who fancied hisself a gourmet took issue with it.

Lulu:
And I'd have been a goner, too, if it hadn't been for Chris, who stepped in front of that bullet for me. And when I realized I was feeding world-class heroes, oh, I vowed to make them some world-class chili.

Chris Monsanto:
And Lulu has promised to tell me the recipe one day.

Lulu:
Oh, now, Chris, like I said, it's a secret, and if I tell you, I'd have to kill you. And then if I killed you, I'd have to turn you into chili.