Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
Today's subject is to talk about being married. H-How come i-it's so hard to be married?

Wayne Skylar:
A healthy marriage is both having outside hobbies. For example, Jan does a lot of gardening. She's in the thicket patch and the briar bush, and I find them all throughout my, um, underwear drawer, and it hurts me very much, and it's hard to get to her.

Dr. Steve Brule:
So that makes it a challenge?

Jan Skylar:
It's more of a deterrent for Wayne -- To keep him out of my business. The other way to keep him off my nipples is I put -- He hates those, uh, red-pepper flakes that they put on pizza. I just put a little bit of, uh, wood glue on my nipples and put those red-pepper flakes on there. He -- He does not react well to those. [giggles]

Dr. Steve Brule:
If you can ask for extra packets of those, and then they give them to you for free at the pizza restaurant.

Wayne Skylar:
Another technique Jan uses sometimes is she eats a lot of shawarma before I come home, and that gasses up her spaghetti house and makes a sewage stink all in the bedroom.

Jan Skylar:
I find if I eat a lot of shawarma, I get enough gas that he won't to get near me, and I don't have to worry about being penetrated. But it is -- It is always changing for me, because there are men I am attracted to. For instance...somebody on this couch.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[chuckles]

Jan Skylar:
I'm not gonna say who.

[Dr. Brule touches Jan's cheeks]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Pretty cheeks.

Jan Skylar:
[giggles]