Eagleheart

Eagleheart2011

Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Silly Sammy:
Here's what you need to do to save Tommy. [singing] Oh, first you take a scalpel and then you take a pen, make a lateral incision across the abdomen. You locate all the organs -- Kidneys, heart, and spleen, use some bacitracin to keep them nice and clean. Oh, you clamp off the arteries and pop the goodies out, a snip here, a snip there, that's what it's all about! Put them in the icebox before they get all clammy...

[Brett flashback ends]

Brett Mobley:
[singing] And now it's time to send them off to good old Silly Sammy. [laughs]

Susie Wagner:
[tired] You memorized the whole song?

Brett Mobley:
Yeah. He sings it every show.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, I guess we got to get down there to that Silly Sammy's studio and give that clown a pie in the face. And by "pie", I mean a hollow-point bullet. And by "face" -- Well, actually, "face" kind of works there, doesn't it?

Brett Mobley:
[happily] Let me get this straight. I'm gonna get to kill Silly Sammy in person?!

Chris Monsanto:
Well, Brett, we'll see, okay? We'll see.

0.0 / 0 votes
2

Submitted by timothyj.29104 on January 28, 2025

Modified by timothyj.29104 on January 28, 2025

Share your thoughts on this Eagleheart's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Eagleheart Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2025. Web. 5 Feb. 2025. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1284806>.

    Know another quote from Eagleheart?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Eagleheart" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    In which movie does this quote appear: "Long live the King" ?
    A The King and Four Queens
    B Four Kings
    C The Lion King
    D Arthur the King