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[Brett discovers the terrible truth about Silly Sammy]

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, your host for the evening, Mr. Sampson Hidler.

Brett Mobley:
Sampson?

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
Friends, I present to you the finest black-market organs that money can buy.

Brett Mobley:
Sammy, no.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
Have you ever noticed that everything fun is bad for you? Well, not anymore it isn't. Finally, you can drink all night and swap out your liver in the morning. You can do all the cocaine you want with your very own blow nose.

Brett Mobley:
Sammy, don't.

Mr. Sampson Hidler:
Crystal meth is bad for your lungs. That's why you don't have to use your lungs. [referring to the stolen lungs]

Brett Mobley:
Don't.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
And it isn't cheating on your wife if you strap on our patented...party dink.

Brett Mobley:
Sammy, doooon't.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
Out first item up for auction tonight is a mint-condition male stomach.

[as Mr. Sampson Hidler shows more black market items, Brett notices the guy who's bringing out the mint-condition male stomach is Tommy Tumbles himself]

Brett Mobley:
Tommy Tumbles. He's not sick.

Mouth on Tommy Tumbles' Forehead:
Time to grow up, Brett.

Brett Mobley:
YOU LIED TO ME!

[then Brett tackles Tommy Tumbles for ruining his whole childhood]