Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



[before Silly Sammy were about to blow Chris and the gang's heads off with a shotgun]

Chris Monsanto:
Uh, Silly Sammy, wait a second. You know, we're not here to kill you. Um, we're here to help you make money.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
I'm listening.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, you need organs, right? Well, we're U.S. Marshals. We kill people all day. We're lousy with organs.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
You'll give me your dead people's organs?

Chris Monsanto:
All of them.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
[puts the shotgun away] You just said the magic word..."Organs". You got yourselves a deal.

Chris Monsanto:
Great.

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
How about a little celebratory crystal meth.

Chris Monsanto:
Uh, sure. Well, that sounds good. Uh, just one question. Uh, do you mind if we get our own personal organs back?

Mr. Sampson Hidler (Silly Sammy):
Yeah, yeah. No problem. But I got to warn ya, I don't got a lot of meth, and I smoke it really fast, so...

Chris Monsanto:
I'm sure you do.

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