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Susie Wagner:
Why, Levain? Just to do a remake of "Partners In Crime"?

E.D. Levain:
Not a remake -- A spoof. It was going to be the greatest spoof of all time. But these ungrateful actor didn't want to be in it. So I had to kill them and shoot the movie with their corpses.

[as Chris sees the script again, he wipes the blood off the title and what it's actually called Fartners In Slime]

Chris Monsanto:
Too bade nobody's gonna see it. Brett, take that film outside and burn it. Then take the ashes to the desert and bury them. And then, uh, kill yourself so you don't accidentally blab about it, okay?

Brett Mobley:
10-4.