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Dr. Gardner:
Oh, hello, Susie. That was quite a little party you had last night.

Susie Wagner:
What?

Dr. Gardner:
You'd better watch it, missy. I heard some crazy things in there. And if you keep it up, you're gonna catch a disease like sex rash -- And deservedly so. That's a shame. There are so many people that deserve a sex rash -- The skeezers and teasers and the out-to-pleasers, the down-on-their-kneezers. I'd give them all a sex rash.

Dr. Gardner:
[singing off key] 'Cause we've all heard the story about those crazy birds and the bees. But what they didn't tell ya is that human genitalia is a cesspool of disease. Oh. Oh, sex rash.

Dr. Sinclair:
Is that you, Gardner? That's a real catchy tune.

Dr. Gardner:
Dr. Sinclair.

Dr. Sinclair:
You ever think of putting it on record?

Dr. Gardner:
Never occurred to me. [instantly put his shades on]