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[Susie sees the same jacket criminal again where he got beaten up by Chris and Brett]

Susie Wagner:
Why didn't you listen to me, dummy?! I told you Chris would beat you up.

[as Susie was about to wipe the blood off of the criminal]

Jacket Criminal:
AAH! OKAY, I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!

Susie Wagner:
Why are you screaming? I'm just trying to be nice.

Jacket Criminal:
AAH! NICE?! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

Susie Wagner:
I'm trying to help you!

Scatman's Brother:
STAY AWAY FROM ME! I'll talk! I'll talk. Scatman -- He's not my boss. He's my brother. My big brother.

Scatman's Brother:
And my boss.

Scatman's Brother:
Back before he became the monster called Scatman, he was the monster called Scatboy. He used to terrorize my parents. He'd scat the house apart. There was nothing they could do about it.

Scatman's Brother:
They thought maybe he'd be happier if he had a little brother, but he didn't want no little brother. He tried to scat me right out of the womb, but I survived. But because of what he did, I had what's know as fetal scat syndrome. My neurons were flipped. Pleasure was pain, and pain was pleasure.

Scatman's Brother:
When I grew up, he made me join his gang on account of no cop could ever beat a confession out of me -- Till now.

Susie Wagner:
So... [touches Scatman's Brother shoulder]

Scatman's Brother:
AAH!

Susie Wagner:
Do you want to tell me where Scatman is? [said it calmly]

Scatman's Brother:
Stop it!

Susie Wagner:
I don't want to hurt you. I just want to make you feel better. [hugs Scatman's Brother]

Scatman's Brother:
OH, MY GOD! HE'S ROBBING A BANK TONIGHT AT THE OLD RESERVE BUILDING! [exhales sharply] I SWEAR! [faints]

Susie Wagner:
[on his walkie-talkie] This is Junior Lady Marshal Wagner. I just blew this case wide open.