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Chris Monsanto:
You know, people often come up to me and ask, "Hey, Chris, what's your favorite part about being a U.S. Marshal"? By then, of course, I have the purell out and I'm hauling ass down the street. [laughs] But, seriously, uh...you know, if I had to pick one, I'd have to say it's the amazing fighting moves I've mastered over the years, moves that you can learn, too, like the "Please to Meet Me". "The Bearer of Dead News". "Leapfrog". And the "Death Punch".

Chris Monsanto:
Plus, moves too shocking to show in this video, like the "Baltimore Forklift"...the "Reverse Bar Mitzvah"...and the dreaded "Bananas Foster".