Eagleheart2011

Conan O'Brien:
Hi. I'm Conan O'Brien. Several years ago, I executive-produced a program called "Honor Thy Marshal", starring U.S. Marshal Chris Monsanto as Texas Range Chet Mason. One look and I knew I had a massive hit on my hands.

Conan O'Brien:
Not the show and not Chris Monsanto. They were -- They were terrible. No, I'm talking about co-star Travis Hunt and his fabulous catchphrase, "Nice, bro"!

Conan O'Brien:
I was so sure this was gonna be the next big thing that I had 14 million "Nice, bro"! t-shirts, hats, and mugs printed up at the show's expense.

Conan O'Brien:
The show premiered to a 1. rating, and "Nice, bro"! failed to take the country by storm for reasons I still don't quite understand. In what can only be described as an act of panic-induced cowardice, I snuck into Travis' house one night and tried to end both of our lives.

Conan O'Brien:
Travis, as you probably read in his memoir, "Step Up to Dream", handily disarmed me and later snuck into my house and settle the score. I did what my lawyer said was well within rights to defend myself, and beyond that, I'm really not allowed to comment.

Conan O'Brien:
Anyway, the "Nice, bro"! merch blew pretty much our entire season's budget.