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Chris Monsanto:
Yeah, "Honor Thy Marshal" was a real body blow. Knocked the wind right out of me. But I still got a few irons in the fire, so I'm, uh, pretty excited about those, and I'm -- Ah, who the hell am I kidding here? I got nothing going on.

Chris Monsanto:
Ugh. Look at me. 51 year old man. It's pathetic. This stupid hat on my head. Why am I wearing this hat? Dumb. Where does this even take place? Look at my f***ing vest. Ooh, it's leather. Wow, tough. I got black pants on. Everybody loves the black pants.

Chris Monsanto:
I hate my life. I hate myself. I hate everybody here.

Chris Monsanto:
Alright. Enough of that. Time to crack open a cold bud, as in Budd Dwyer. Remember him, folks? [gun c*cks] Ah, maybe this'll remind ya. You might wanna throw a tarp over that camera, guys.