Eagleheart

Eagleheart2011

Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



[after Chris shoots Holst, the customers were interested of the blood splatter]

Buyer:
I bid $50,000.

Chris Monsanto:
What are these phony jabronies doing?

Susie Wagner:
They think that splatter you made is art.

Gleeko:
[to the customers] Hey...pigs? Uh, jackals? Gleeko...over here.

Susie Wagner:
The art world loves you, Chris.

Brett Mobley:
You're gonna be rich, buddy.

[Chris suddenly gets cartoony dollar signs effect in his eyes, knowing that he's rich]

[Eagleheart intro intensifies]

[as the episode starts off at the City Hospital, this scene shows where Chris gets his cartoony dollar sign eyes removed from Dr. Gardner]

Dr. Gardner:
try not to do any heavy looking for a few days.

Chris Monsanto:
That was really painful. And I haven't gotten your bill yet. [laughs] Uh, seriously, how much is this gonna cost me, Doc?

Dr. Gardner:
[looks at the camera] Oh, not too much.

[then Dr. Gardner suddenly gets cartoony dollar signs in his eyes as well]

Dr. Gardner:
OH, F***! NURSE!

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