Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



[after Chris loses the fight from Gleeko, Gleeko grabs Chris' gun]

Gleeko:
Let's put the goo in "Guggenheim".

[as Gleeko shoots Chris, the blood splatters out Eat at Gordy's]

Gleeko:
Ah, what the f***?

[what Gleeko didn't realize is that Chris was wearing bulletproof paper that said Eat At Gordy's]

Chris Monsanto:
Hey, looks like you sold out.

Kesi:
You're doing advertisements?

Gleeko:
What?

Kesi:
This is not good, Gleeko -- Not good.

Gleeko:
I'm not some commercial whore.

Chris Monsanto:
You're gonna be rich -- Rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Gleeko:
No.

Chris Monsanto:
You're gonna be eating caviar out of gold-toe socks.

Gleeko:
No.

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah.

Gleeko:
NO! MY FACADE OF INTEGRITY!

[then Gleeko gets cartoony dollar signs in his eyes, making his original eyes explode to death]

Chris Monsanto:
Well, you know what they say -- Live fat, die old, and leave a weird-looking corpse.

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