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[meanwhile, after the SWAT Soldiers captured King Otis]

General:
What kind of weapons has this dirty old codger dreamed up?

Soldier:
Sir, we've come up with one very promising item. We call it The Heathcliff, A.K.A. "The Homeless Garfield". It's a multipurpose tool for our men in the field. First, it's nourishment.

[the Soldier gulps down the fish's meat and pulls it out showing it's bones like a cartoon effect]

Soldier:
It's also a comb, a toothpick, a xylophone, and a razor-sharp bayonet.

General:
I like it. What else do ya have?

Soldier:
Well, we have a top hat with a springe-open lid and a daisy and a mouse canoe made out of a hot-dog bun. We're still working on a way to keep it from getting waterlogged immediately.