Eagleheart

Eagleheart2011

Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



[Susie askes Uncle Avery about Scribblers 8]

Susie Wagner:
What can you tell me about Scribblers 8?

Uncle Avery:
Scribblers 8? It's here? Checkmate.

[Uncle Avery slits his throat to death]

Susie Wagner:
OH, MY GOD!

[after Uncle Avery is dead, Susie sees an unusual tape that says "Watch If I'm Dead]

[then Susie plays the tape on TV]

Uncle Avery:
[on TV] If you're watching this, I just slit my own throat, which means that Scribblers 8 has spread to America, a prospect too terrifying for me to bear. Scribblers 8 was created by an African inventor, Martin Bunju. He came to America to pitch this atrocious game on the hit show "Inventican Hero". But he was laughed out of the studio.

Uncle Avery:
Humiliated, Bunju went back to Mubalo and entered politics. He rose to power through peaceful democratic elections, eventually becoming a benevolent, progressive-minded president. But he never forgot his real dream. He made Scribblers 8 Mubalo's national pastime and purged the country of all the other games. It didn't take long for the whole country to spiral into an annoyance-induced orgy of bloodshed.

Uncle Avery:
If you're watching this, heed my words -- Scribblers 8 is not fun.

[then Uncle Avery slits his throat on tape]

Susie Wagner:
Bunju's not evil at all. It's the game.

Uncle Avery:
[talks to Susie while on tape] That's right. It's... [ends the tape]

Uncle Avery:
[the same guy who killed himself after making his tape] ...the game. [dies for real]

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