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[after the loggers were about to doze the trees down, Chris thinks about his tree he hump last night and decided to change his mind]

Chris Monsanto:
No, wait!

Tim:
It's a forest miracle.

Rucker:
What the hell are you doing, Marshal?

Chris Monsanto:
Well, I was just thinking, Ruck, that, uh, maybe we should leave that tree standing. Maybe we can make it into, like, a tourist attraction, and then, you know, families could come an -- And pay money to -- To urinate on that filthy, disgusting bastard tree.