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Agent Copano:
Dallas. Dealey Plaza, where Oswald shoots JFK.

Agent Harrington:
Allegedly. [chuckles]

Agent Copano:
[scoffs] Now, Austin. You know the tower? Charles Whitman? He was messed up.

Agent Copano:
Next Oklahoma City. What happened there?

Agent Harrington:
The bombing?

Agent Copano:
Exactly. Timothy McVeigh. He was obsessed with what? With Waco.

Agent Harrington:
Do you think my haircut makes me look like Timothy McVeigh? Maybe not now that it's grown out.

Agent Copano:
No! I think it looks good.

Agent Copano:
But, that's not all. Killeen, first real mass-shooting event in America. A guy shot 27 people in a Luby's Cafeteria.

Agent Harrington:
How do you know all this?

Agent Copano:
Look at this, man. Shooter corridor right through here. I'm thinking they're gonna send us up here or down here, to stop the next one.

Agent Harrington:
Look what I made. [makes a dna out of tape]