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[after coming back from the Internal Affairs room]

Captain:
Morning, Chris. Where you been?

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, D'Alessandro. I think the guy's a little sweet on me.

Captain:
A new case just came in. I, uh -- I --

[Captain sees one of his hand getting absorbed into his desk]

Chris Monsanto:
Geez, Cappy, have you been hitting the syrup? You're starting to stick, there.

Captain:
Oh, so I am. Uh, that damn changeover.

Susie Wagner:
Changeover?

Captain:
Yeah, new Marshals are coming. Every few decades, uh, the old guard gets absorbed, and a new crop is spit out.

[sees the walls becoming watery]

Captain:
I guess my time's up.

Captain:
Anyway, uh, I got a report that a bunch of sea creatures have been stolen from the aquarium. I want you guys to go check it out.

Susie Wagner:
Um, I have a case that might be a little more pressing. There's been a lot of chatter about a cocaine deal going down at the docks this Thursday night.

Captain:
Sorry, kid. Drug busts don't make the headlines. Even landlubbers know that. If you want ink -- And I don't mean squid ink -- You better go find those missing squids.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, I think out friend, uh, Brett back there knows a thing or two about docking. Don't ya, Brett? [chuckles]

Captain:
Huh?

Chris Monsanto:
Well, somebody mentioned docks earlier in the conversation.

Susie Wagner:
Chris.

Chris Monsanto:
What?

Susie Wagner:
Brett's dead.

Chris Monsanto:
Huh?

[Chris gets a flashback realizing he already killed Brett in the chipper at the lumber mill which he completely forgot about it]

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps]

Susie Wagner:
...

Chris Monsanto:
Um, will you all excuse me? I think I've got to go take a walk around the toilet.